Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Kick-Ass... I ain't scared of you muther-fuckers.






So, I recently took a visit to the local theater to observe the new film "Kick-Ass". Phenominal film, nonstop action, great plot and that fuckin "Hit Girl".... wow! I walked into the movie theater not completely knowing what to expect, this is what made this film even more enticing. I'm glad those muther fuckers at Disney didn't acquire this marvel project. Personally all they seem to do is fuck great stories up and turn them into nursery rhymes. If you think Obama is a socialist, maybe you should visit disney.com.... muther fuckers.

A handful of complaints have surfaced regarding the audience this film is marketing towards. First and foremost, I'm sure every person that has seen at least one movie in their lives understands the rating system. When a movies has a rating of 'R', that means it's not for children.

Here's a few mental notes for reference:

- if a movie is rated 'R', that means it for seventeen (17) and older.

- when you see a thirteen year old girl carrying a gun and a double-edged sword, maybe you should inquire about the plot.

- don't use McLovin as a fuckin excuse for your kids to see this movie. I don't give a damn if he looks 16, he's over 20 and a rated 'R' actor. Superbad and Role Models was rated 'R' as well.

For all who show interest in seeming this, don't walk in with with a sense of critique, walk in with a sense of humor. I lost about 2kg laughing my ass off.

I give this movie a 4.99 out of 5.00



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