Lawrence Taylor then danced his ass into some shit.

Well, after reading the recent 'eye buldging' current events involving celebrity promiscuity; I only have one question.... What the FUCK is in the state of Virginia's water supply? Plaxico Burress, Chris Brown, Michael Vick now Lawrence Taylor. Soon, every celebrity from the state of Virginia is going to have an asterisk by their name with any record they may hold.

I'm a little lost why a 51 year old would go after a 16 year old. I don't know if Lawrence had a case of dyslexia when checking her age or if he got lost at a Justin Beiber concert. One way or another, if it can be proven that there was sexual intercourse, Lawrence will have to use an abundance of his defensive positions to survive at least 5 years of prison.



However, I'm really struggling with a few things in regards to the 'offense' (The Hooker, The Uncle & This Fuckin' Pimp):

The Hooker:

- What causes a 16 year old to be in a hotel room @ 4:00am in the morning on a school night. I'm pretty sure she wasn't going after her 'school night' badge on foursquare.

- Why suddenly does she get raped by what happens to be football legend, LT. He's not slipping under the radar here, but, I'm sure he wasn't her first client.

- Where the fuck is her parents!?!?!

The Uncle:

- What could have been done preemptively to prevent this disater overall. Disciplinary actions towards a minor is not illegal.

- What guardianship role does he play in this case?

The Pimp:

- When is the last time he's payed taxes to the IRS?

- Why won't he tell us who really beat her up?

Overall, I think all parties involved are guilty. LT, for not inquiring about the age of the hooker. With him being so great on the football field, where is his peripherel vision. If he can spot NFL Player going for a catch in a damn helmet, why couldn't he see this one coming? The Hooker not being a fucking teenager and the pimp for obvious reasons. This could either be an aquittal for LT because he has a good lawyer or he's going to jail and this 16 year old Jezebel is going to used as a martyr because of her own ignorance. I'm sure she'd do great job bullshitting America on Oprah. This incident was a disaster from the begining. I give all parties involved a rating of 16 out of 51.



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