Kobe Bryant must fall, the 'at the beach version'

So, basketball fans across America are speaking about the NBA Finals and Kobe Bryant possibly winning his fifth ring and taking revenge on the Boston Celtics from the Lakers embassasment, in their 2008 performence. Well, personally, I would prefer to see the Lakers lose this series terribly and Kobe Bryant retire; it's bad enough this son of a bitch has four rings already. I am, however, struggling with a few political dispositions with this very well set up NBA finals.



Here are a few of my concerns (some are yet to be acknowledged):

1. Kobe Bryant is a rapist that settled a case outside of court. No matter what legal agreement was reached, Kobe is still a rapist.

2. I'm sure, that even if some people don't want to admit this, I believe the Lakers has several NBA referee's on their payroll. (most of them playing in game one). I say this because, Kobe Bryant aggressively assaulted Rasheed Wallace with a stiff elbow and Kobe wasn't thrown out of the game. After seeing this, Kobe should have been arrested and arraigned for Manslaughter.

3. Kobe Bryant is a terrible role model for the youth of America.

4. Kobe Bryant is indirectly responsible for the financial deficit in the State of California.

5. Chris Rock wasn't refunded for his ticket to the NBA Finals due to the disrespect that was generated by Kobe Bryant. Chris Rock is a paying customer and should not have been insulted in this manner.



To conclude, Kobe Bryant is classless and gives basketball players a bad name. If the industry wants to expand it's horizon, we need to see Kobe be removed from basketball. Kobe Bryant in my eyes is the BP oil spill of basketball; he's destroying the basketball enviroment and this need to be handles swiftly and thoroughly. Hopefully, game one was the celtics being nice, because, I would personally hate to see Kobe wear another ring on his finger, of course unless his fingers are broken.